Premier League: Absurd Quotes

Question 1

Kevin Keegan explained Argentina's Euro 2000 absence by saying they were from where?

Accepted Answer

South America

Question 2

Stuart Pearce mixed two idioms to produce 'the carrot at the end of the...' what?

Accepted Answer

Tunnel

Question 3

David Beckham was asked if he was 'volatile'. What word did he apparently mishear it as?

Accepted Answer

Versatile

Question 4

Ian Holloway defended whose mooning incident by complimenting the quality of the backside?

Accepted Answer

Joey Barton

Question 5

Keegan said 'I know what is around the corner. I just don't know where the...' what is?

Accepted Answer

Corner

Question 6

Keegan compared a referee's pocket to what kitchen appliance?

Accepted Answer

Toaster

Question 7

Steven Gerrard once claimed Joe Cole could do anything which world-class player could do?

Accepted Answer

Lionel Messi

Question 8

Ian Holloway used which instrument metaphor to argue for the importance of unglamorous players?

Accepted Answer

A piano

Question 9

Neville Southall's motivational quote had what timing problem about 'getting out of bed'?

Accepted Answer

He said 'at the end of the day' instead of 'at the start'

Question 10

Ian Rush said Djimi Traore adapted to English football by going on loan to Lens. What's the problem?

Accepted Answer

Lens is in France

Kevin Keegan explained Argentina's Euro 2000 absence by saying they were from where?